Has an AFL game ever ended 133-70?
Exactly once. On July 9, 1938, Footscray beat Sydney 133-70, and no AFL game before or since has ended that way. When it happened it was a scorigami, the first 133-70 in league history.
That makes 133-70 the 3836th most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 134-70 has happened 2 times and 133-71 has happened never.