Has an AFL game ever ended 134-70?
Yes. AFL has seen a final score of 134-70 2 times. It first happened on June 19, 1982, when Melbourne beat Geelong, and most recently on May 31, 2009, when Geelong beat Essendon.
That makes 134-70 the 2421st most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 135-70 has happened 3 times and 134-71 has happened 2 times. At one point the score disappeared for 27 years, between 1982 and 2009.