Has an AFL game ever ended 135-71?
Exactly once. On August 26, 1933, Carlton beat Melbourne 135-71, and no AFL game before or since has ended that way. When it happened it was a scorigami, the first 135-71 in league history.
That makes 135-71 the 3836th most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 136-71 has happened never and 135-72 has happened 1 times.