Has an AFL game ever ended 156-70?
Exactly once. On August 25, 1934, Sydney beat Footscray 156-70, and no AFL game before or since has ended that way. When it happened it was a scorigami, the first 156-70 in league history.
That makes 156-70 the 3836th most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 157-70 has happened never and 156-71 has happened 1 times.