Has an AFL game ever ended 79-33?
It has. 79-33 has been a AFL final 2 times in 16,622 games. The first was Carlton beat St Kilda on August 28, 1909; the latest was Melbourne beat Carlton on May 2, 1964.
That makes 79-33 the 2421st most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 80-33 has happened never and 79-34 has happened never. At one point the score disappeared for 55 years, between 1909 and 1964.