Has an AFL game ever ended 81-34?
It has. 81-34 has been a AFL final 2 times in 16,622 games. The first was Geelong beat Richmond on June 30, 1917; the latest was Essendon beat Hawthorn on September 3, 1932.
That makes 81-34 the 2421st most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 82-34 has happened 1 times and 81-35 has happened 1 times.