Has an AFL game ever ended 82-34?
Exactly once. On June 27, 1987, Fitzroy beat Melbourne 82-34, and no AFL game before or since has ended that way. When it happened it was a scorigami, the first 82-34 in league history.
That makes 82-34 the 3836th most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 83-34 has happened 1 times and 82-35 has happened 1 times.