Has an AFL game ever ended 85-44?
Exactly once. On June 29, 2013, Geelong beat Fremantle 85-44, and no AFL game before or since has ended that way. When it happened it was a scorigami, the first 85-44 in league history.
That makes 85-44 the 3836th most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 86-44 has happened 2 times and 85-45 has happened 2 times.