Has an AFL game ever ended 95-34?
Exactly once. On August 31, 1963, Geelong beat Carlton 95-34, and no AFL game before or since has ended that way. When it happened it was a scorigami, the first 95-34 in league history.
That makes 95-34 the 3836th most common final score out of 6,607 that have ever occurred in AFL. One point away, 96-34 has happened never and 95-35 has happened 2 times.